24.12.09

¡feliz navidad a todos!



Feliz Navidad
(José Feliciano)


Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Prospero año y felicidad.

Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Prospero año y felicidad.

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas,
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas,
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.

Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Prospero año y felicidad.


Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Prospero año y felicidad.


I wanna wish you a merry Christmas,
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas,
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart.


Now if Jose Feliciano could just add a verse in Italian, I'd be all set. 

23.12.09

americans = energy consuming jerks

So, Europeans are phenomenally energy conscious. The cars? Más pequeño. Showers? Menos. And so on. 


Recently, I was talking to the kids about Christmas. I explained to them about how we have Christmas trees, and asked if they normally have real or fake trees (answer = fake). I told them how some families, though not mine because that would require too much family togetherness and mi madre hates pine needles anyways, would actually go out and chop down their own Christmas tree. 


For some reason, the most important question that the kids had was, "Well how do they bring the tree home?" I explained that they just throw the tree on top of the car and that's a very common sight in the month of December in America. They were seriouslyyyy shocked. (To me, this implies that their hybrid, energy-conscious matchbox cars are put together with toothpicks and plastic, but whatever. Buena suerte en un accidente.) This leads the teacher to go on a 10 minute rant about how Americans have HUUUGE cars because we don't care about the environment. 


Yeah, okay, that's probably true. I mean it seriously upsets me that we have five family members and only four cars. And if anyone is driving my car right now, despite my being on a different continent, I will be HEATED. But really, my point of this post is that, while I am all for saving the ozone layer or stopping global warming or whatever they were talking about in Cophenhagen, Spaniards really need to splurge a little and invest in some clothes dryers. 


That's right. Clothes dryers are nonexistent, so we only have a drying rack. Since I have been slacking, to say the least, on my laundry, I am now trying to get it all done before Italy so I can bring my favorite stuff with me. Did I mention it's been raining for three days and, in the cold, it takes clothes at least 4-5 days to dry??? 


You win on the clothes dryer front, Spain... but now I need to break out the hair dryer.

22.12.09

i accidentally taught my kids bad words again :(

Well, we had a nice little class on the present continuous tense the other day with my 3rd year students (in the 15 year old age group). Basically, for those of you English speaking folks who forgot this tense - and shame on you! - after I looked it up in a book, I found out that it is like when you say "If I am _____ present tense verb then I will _____ future." 


So I decided that I would teach them by having them form a chain of sentences using the present continuous. Por ejemplo:


"If I am happy, I will spend time with my friends."
"If I am spending time with my friends, we will go to the movies."
"If we are going to the movies, we will see New Moon." (OMG! LOLZ... Luna Nueva is all the rage right now.)


Or something lame like that. 


However, I forgot to take into account that I was giving 15 year old students free rein with a very, very open-ended assignment. So, as we progressed through the class (which, by the way, was kind of hilarious), I would be writing the words that they were unfamiliar with on the board. By the end of the class, I had written:


drug addict
insane asylum
to divorce
to commit suicide
escape (from prison)


And various other essential, everyday words to communicate. Ahhh, the holiday season. 

transportes y tiempo

Well, Boston just got hit by a monster blizzard, but luckily, it doesn’t snow in Andalusia, it rains. Heavily. This affects all of the public transportation system. For example, I just visited Seville (where, incidentally, it downpoured for the entire day and the catedral was closed. Que guay.) Thinking that the best option for returning home would be to catch a train, we did so. Unfortunately, following a long announcement, en español, that was shrouded in static, it appeared that... something was wrong. I gathered this from trying to eavesdrop on the people around me, who kept saying something that sounded like, “iahjfksfkjfhshautobus...” and then listening to a different conversation that sounded like, “sajkhfiusfhjnvkautobus.”


It appeared that something would be happening with a bus. 


Finally, after spending about an hour and a half on the train (including two times where the train simply stopped for “cinco minutos”... or 15-30 minutes), we pull into a station. Then, everyone is told to exit the train and we get on a random bus waiting for all of the passengers. We ride said bus for 25 minutes. Switch back to a train. 

The most shocking thing is that no one seems remotely concerned about the shenanigans that are going on or the hoops we are being made to jump through. In fact, the only other people who appear to be upset - and keep in mind that, in total, this trip took an hour longer than it should have - were English people sitting next to us. These people ALMOST salvaged the train trip, by making comments about how this was “cutting into their leiiiiisure time.”



This was one of those days where I miss America. In particular, I miss the principles that our country was based on - “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, even when that pursuit of happiness involves bitching at someone until you get your way. Or at least a refund”. 

12.12.09

MJ

One of my teachers recently told me something that I found absolutely hilarious. This teacher, José Antonio, lives near me and drives me to school two days a week. We meet in front of his son’s primary school. (Also, Lucas used to not be my biggest fan... Guess who gave me a besito the other day?! Maybe I could work with children yet...nah) 


Anyways, Lucas was running all over the place and José Antonio rattles off this long sentence in Spanish, muy rapido, and all I could catch was “Michael Jackson”. So once he got Lucas under control, I asked why he was talking about Michael Jackson. Apparently, after showing him the “Thriller” music video, Lucas was so scared, José Antonio and Mrs. José Antonio would use Michael Jackson as a threat- ie, “If you don’t eat your vegetables, Michael Jackson will come and get you”. And it worked. 


My response was, “If he thought he was scary in ‘Thriller,’ you should show him pictures of MJ after he turned white and got plastic surgery”. 


Cultural exchange. Priceless.

5.12.09

sin asunto



Know how I know my Spanish is improving? Sometimes, when thinking about a night out, I can’t distinguish whether I was speaking English or Spanish with someone. Maybe that has more to do with the chupitos de algo deliciosos though. But I did recently have a conversation in Spanish about the difference between American and British English. Went something like this... but in Spanish: 


Hombre: No, no, no British English is better.
Yo: (trying to be diplomatic and not immediately point out that America is the ONLY superpower in the world) It’s not better... its different. Like South American Spanish and Spanish Spanish.
Hombre: Yes and Spanish is better here than in South America. Because Spanish started here, and its the same ... You know you used to be owned by Britain, right?
Yo: No shit, we used to be part of Britain. (Didn’t say that, but thanks for the history lesson, pal.) But then we had a revolution and won, so we are definitely better. 


This is a huge improvement from, “Hola! Que hora es?” aka all the Spanish that I remembered from Araujo’s Spanish class. 



4.12.09

No pasa? Nada.

So, since I am, ya know, a teacher here, I figured three months in was when I should have the education system of Spain explained to me. (I’ve actually had it explained to me several times, just never in English... it was always a gray area, at best.)


Obviously, these niños go through primary school until twelve or so, then go onto secondary school. Secondary school, where I teach the little angelitos, is from twelve until sixteen. Then they go to bachillerato (this word is harder to pronounce than catedral) for two years. Now, what was just explained to me is that the first year of bachillerato is like high school in America. I think. But this is only for the kids who are trying to go to college... 


This is where it gets interesting. Apparently, the second year of bachillerato is pretty much comprised entirely of studying for some exam- no idea the name of it. This exam seems to me to be similar to the SAT, in that it covers different subjects and is necessary to get into college. It’s different from the SAT because kids can take it only once and it basically determines their entire course in life. 


Depending on the grade they get determines the major that they can enter into in college. Think about if you’re a shitty test taker (or just happen to bomb this ONE exam) and your score was low, and all you have EVER wanted to do in life is become a doctor... well, that sucks. From my understanding, you can never retake this exam so if you screw this one up, well I hope you’re satisfied with going to college to become a mailman. 


This explains so much about the abundance of street performers in Spain. Also, after learning about this exam, I have toned down my loud explanations of how college in Spain is free.



This chick probably can't even read, now she pours water dressed as a golden fairy. Life Win.