Best thing I've seen in Spain today (Should this become a daily post??):

While driving to school with my co-worker, a car suddenly swerves in front of us. I think to myself, "No big deal, its St. Patrick's Day... he's drunk. Oh wait, I'm in Spain... he's just drunk for fun on a Wednesday morning. Or from Tuesday night."  My driver swears profusely in Spanish, and then, when we pull alongside this hombre, we see that he is in fact reading a magazine. Cue another round of swearing and then, for my benefit, my teacher says, "Fucking bastard."